Martain Suv's Cause Climate Change
Perhaps we shouldn't be surprised. For years scientists have warned us that greenhouse gasses were warming up the planet, making a hole in the o-zone layer, and melting the polar ice caps. Even children's cartoons have been aware of this meltdown as we plummet toward our eventual doom. Sure, there have been climate changes in the past, but this is different. This climate change was caused by Americans. Even worse, this climate change was caused by Republicans in their gas-guzzling SUV's. Just ask Al Gore, he knows we're all doomed, and all because those greedy capitalist's refuse to cut back on profits to make cleaner industry and transportation!
Perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that Mars, the planet named after the God of War, would also be comtributing to global climate change. Republican's love war, just look at Bush and his Dad.
Apparently, Bush and his rich Texas oil buddies are have expanded their profit-in-exchange-for-the-planet's-destruction scheme to the interplanetary scale. There is no end to their greed, surely the rest of the Solar system is hanging in the balance.